I know it's lazy to just give you a post redirecting you to other things, but this is what I've got right now.
Fact: I've never heard of anyone not liking Biz Markie.
Why was I not made aware of this sooner?
And in further evidence that icanhascheezburger is up in my internets, pwning my life, Jezebel is having an LOLVogue captioning contest. Go look.