1. Kindle
When I was a kid I was really into Star Trek: The Next Generation for, like, a billion reasons, but I hated Wesley Crusher so much that sometimes I couldn't watch.
That smug little fucker. I've recently realized, though, that while Wesley Crusher is annoying (he is to ST:TNG what Dawn is to Buffy The Vampire Slayer), I was mostly just jealous. Not because he lived in space or because he was within touching distance of Commander Riker (I know, I know. My grossness knows no bounds), but because he had a Kindle.
See? Same shit. Admittedly, Wesley's is flashier, but that's fine by me. I'm not trying to compensate for anything.
That's right, space bitch, I called you out.
There's a dude who rides my bus in the morning that has a Kindle and it's all I can do to keep from snatching it out of his hands, I want one so bad. Because seriously, I will wreck the shit out of a book. You should see my copy of Anna Karenina. It is shameful, what I did to that volume. So buy me a Kindle. Make me as happy as this guy.
2. Muppets
This is probably old news to you, but FAO Schwartz will make you a Muppet. Or at least they would, until everyone ordered them at the same time, because it is the best idea ever. So keep refreshing that page until they are making them again and get me a Muppet. Please.
3. Karl Lagerfeld Coffee Mug
I'm pretty sure Uncle Karl cease-and-desisted the shit out of this little gem, but you're creative. You can find me one, can't you?
4. Missbehave Magazine
I picked up this issue on my way to work because I was bored and I like bright colors. Then I opened it up and there was a big ol' feature on Mindy Kaling. That is all I need. I'm sold. I want a subscription.
5. 15 minutes
That is all.
3 comments:
chelsea, why do we have the same brains so much and see each other so little? i know riding the ferry to ballard is a bitch, but i can meet you halfway...allentown for beers at jillians, perhaps?
I want a kindle bad, too. and a lumberjack plaid le sportsac, but i have absolutely no justification for that one. i think i would snuggle with a kindle, they look sort of soft.
what is allentown? is that a neighborhood? is it secret? are you free tuesday? call me.
it's the town that paul allen built ! "south lake union" i believe he is calling it. Typically i am avaiable tues wed but this week, me and lil d are going to oregon
i was totally joking about jillian's by the way
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